Imagine your OTP getting into a heated argument and person A accidentally confesses their love for person B out of frustration
The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them
Like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers are, but are somehow too stupid to see the irony that they do to women what they’re afraid gay men will do to them
bunch of A+ dudes
- Brutus: And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 23 times.
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
“A vodka, please.”
“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”
“OK, a McVodka, please.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
#my life story